Literally

I have a nasty habit of visualizing the literal picture of anything that anyone ever says ever.  It ranges from the normal phrases that people use, to homonyms, to idioms.

For example:


My mother told me the other day that my sister Chrissy was making Caribbean jerk chicken for dinner.  Immediately my brain flashes to this:

 

This results in spontaneous giggling in public places and puzzled looks from innocent bystanders.

It's a sickness, really.




But for your entertainment pleasure, and for the purposes of this blog post, here's some more examples of how my sad sad brain works.

I got this visual as someone was pouring out a heartfelt story about their father and his ill-fated cholesterol levels.  I am a horrible person.