Monday, December 10, 2012

Thief in the Midnight

It has come to my attention that there is a thief in our midst.

Someone has stolen my name.

Someone with no creative talent of their own has taken the sacred name of "Midnight Porkchop" and is using it for their own nefarious albeit insanely dumb purposes.

I encourage all of you not to indulge in their wicked ways!  If you see Midnight Porkchop on google, unless it is under blogspot it is not me!

Do no click their link and give them the satisfaction that they have viewers on their page.

Cuz they don't.

They are traitors and must be punished.

I will not stand for it.  WE will not stand for it.

We must take up arms against our foe and crush him until his soul bleeds into puddles on the floor and we laugh maniacally as his life slowly escapes from his body and he breathes his last.

FOR PORKCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!