Thursday, April 26, 2012

It's the Final Countdown! BUH NA NA NA!


Hey, Self!  Oh, you don't look too well.


Mmmmrrrffffkkkffraarrrkkff. . .


Sorry, didn't catch that.


Kill. . .me. . .


Um, seeing as you're me, that would be counter-intuitive, Patty.


Please. . .


Are finals really that bad?












. . . . . .















***SAMURAI SWORD IN THE FACE!***



*DEAD.*



Huh.  I wonder if she realized finals were over today.

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Man-Beast-Dog.

 The following is an actual conversation that occurred between Teresa and Will around the night of December 8, 2010.




[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "...what the f@$# was that??"

W: "That noise? It was a dog."

T: "No way in hell that was a dog..."

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "There it is again!!!"

W: "It's a dog..."

T: "It's NOT a dog! It sounds like a guy throwing up or something."

W: "It has to be a dog."

T: "Why do you think it *has* to be a dog?"

[[Huuaarrghughhh. HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "That totally sounds like a guy throwing up."

W: "It's a dog!"

T: "Why do you think that??"

W: "It has to be a dog. What *other* beast would make a noise like that?"

T: "A man. A man-beast. A man-beast would make that noise."

W: "..."

T: "I feel like this conversation is something that would happen in a blog. Not in real life. Like, you'd read about this conversation we just had online somewhere, and say it was funny, but say there's no way in hell that it actually happened like that. But it totally did."

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "...There's no way that's a dog."

W: "It's a dog."

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "...I have to tell Patty about this."



And now it is a conversation that happened in a blog but in real life thinking it was inside a blog within a blog inside a dream inside a dream inside the Matrix inside a dream.

INCEPTION BLOG.