Technological Evil

So it's still Amy week, and apparently she has major issues with personified PCs.

Let's take a look, shall we?

I'm So Sorry. . .

a poem by Amy Sandusky

Once again I

Failed

You as I

Always

Tend to do.

Looking

Back you must

Hate

Me or at

Least

Cringe with distaste

When

I fall short

Again.

Please forgive me

Forget

My constant shortcomings.

Look

Beyond my past.

Please

Remember my intentions

And

Above all else

Don’t

Trade me in

For

An Apple computer.

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And now Amy has decided "Screw it" doesn't even try to disguise her extreme loathing of the subject of this next poem, which is simply entitled. . .

EVIL COMPUTER

a poem by Amy 

Evil computer

You make me feel dumb

You ransack my brain

And that is no fun

You question my mind

And tease me all day

You think that you’re smart

I must do as you say

I bite off my nails

And pull out my hair

Your screen goes blank

And gives me a scare

You make a few beeps

Laughing in my face

The screen comes back on

The memory’s erased

I shell out my wallet

To get you fixed up

And after I’m broke

You say ‘that’s enough’

You come back to life

I shower you praise

I bring you back home

I’m truly amazed

I set you back up

And get back to work

And then you freeze up

I call you a jerk

You’re an evil computer

But now I have won

To the trash you will go

For now you are done

"Easy, Amy, easy.  It's over now.  Shhhh. . ."

Once again, I implore you to read Amy's amazabulous blog of musings, "This Is Why I Write."  'Tis nifty with a capital Nuh!