Ch-ch-ch-changes

Hey errrrbody!

So I have been fortunate enough to be a featured blogger on my friend Sarah Willats' blog "Life in Transition!" She's collaborating with a bunch of writers/artists to blog about their lives five years ago.  It's pretty awesome and definitely worth reading!

You can read my post and many more from other talented writers here.

Don't forget to leave a comment! =D

Really.  If you don't I will track you down.  I will find you.

And I will just just annoy the heck outta you until you write a "cool" and share it via Facebook and like your own status.

The Enigma

So there was this chick who went on the Spain trip with us.  Let's just call her Harmony Sunflower.

She's what my friend Sara and I have dubbed a hippiecrite.

And she is all that's wrong with the world.

I've got nothing against hippies.  I really don't.  I think we can all learn a few things from our hemp-smoking friends.

But there's a point where you repeat the same thing fifty billion times in broken Spanish and English and then completely contradict everything you say with your actions that kind of makes me want to stab you in the face with a rusty spear.



This is the story of Harmony Sunflower.

                                                          (Me with a haircut)

I wish I could say that she didn't actually say this.  But she did.  And it.  Was.  Hilarious.

This is what happens when I'm on meds.

Okay soooo it's been two months since that tiny little doodad of an update and just about one month since I've been back in the States.

Aaaaand I haven't drawn any new blog posts yet. 

0_O

I'm gonna try to work on one tonight, I solemnly swear!

Cross my heart and hope to die---

*HERK*

*dead*

Ooooooooh this is Patty's ghoooooooooost!  Patty can't come to the blog right now cuz she be dead yo!

OooooooOOOOOOoooooooh!

She'll write a new blog about Spain as soon as she caaaaaaan but she's been busy with work and school and being sick oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

So just hold your horseeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Okay I'm going to resuscitate her noooooooooooooooooooow!

*CPR*

*LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!*

Aaaack!  I'm back!! And going to draw a picture ASAP!

Okay off to the races!

Adios por ahora!

It's España, My Main Maña.

Hello, everyone!  Or should I say, "Hola!"

I'm in Spain!  What what!

I'm on a study abroad in Santander in the north of Spain until the end of July.  It's pretty sweet.

Oh, how sweet, you ask?

Well, this is the view from my room.

Is that the beach right there? Um yeah, I think it is.

Suck on that, fellas!

Hahaha But anyway I have been drawing a comic but my computer decided to be evil last night when I was finishing the last frame and DELETED IT so I have to draw that part all over again! Gah!  But it should be up soon!  And I will post some stuff about the crazy people here too later.  This upcoming one is work-related.

The next one shall be pleasure-related. ;D

(Not really.)

(At least, not in the sexual way.)

(Yeah.)

Okay adios por ahora!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hardly Working

It can get slightly boring when you're working a closing shift at the store and there are no customers for the last hour and a half and you've already folded and cleaned everything within the five-square-foot radius surrounding the register.


One takes it upon oneself to amuse. . .oneself.


And this is how my oneself accomplished amusement:


By drawing random pictures on the back of email slips.








I like giraffes.

I like robots too.

 

This is what I would look like if I were anime.

 

My place of work.

 

They're holding hands.   GET IT?!

It's the Final Countdown! BUH NA NA NA!

Hey, Self!  Oh, you don't look too well.

Mmmmrrrffffkkkffraarrrkkff. . .

Sorry, didn't catch that.

Kill. . .me. . .

Um, seeing as you're me, that would be counter-intuitive, Patty.

Please. . .

Are finals really that bad?

. . . . . .

***SAMURAI SWORD IN THE FACE!***

*DEAD.*

Huh.  I wonder if she realized finals were over today.

Man-Beast-Dog.

 The following is an actual conversation that occurred between Teresa and Will around the night of December 8, 2010.

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "...what the f@$# was that??"

W: "That noise? It was a dog."

T: "No way in hell that was a dog..."

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "There it is again!!!"

W: "It's a dog..."

T: "It's NOT a dog! It sounds like a guy throwing up or something."

W: "It has to be a dog."

T: "Why do you think it *has* to be a dog?"

[[Huuaarrghughhh. HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "That totally sounds like a guy throwing up."

W: "It's a dog!"

T: "Why do you think that??"

W: "It has to be a dog. What *other* beast would make a noise like that?"

T: "A man. A man-beast. A man-beast would make that noise."

W: "..."

T: "I feel like this conversation is something that would happen in a blog. Not in real life. Like, you'd read about this conversation we just had online somewhere, and say it was funny, but say there's no way in hell that it actually happened like that. But it totally did."

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "...There's no way that's a dog."

W: "It's a dog."

[[HUUAARRGHUGHHHH!!!!]]

T: "...I have to tell Patty about this."

And now it is a conversation that happened in a blog but in real life thinking it was inside a blog within a blog inside a dream inside a dream inside the Matrix inside a dream.

INCEPTION BLOG.